Because Dove has such wonderful little dark chocolate promises, you'd expect that they'd actually have some good phrases on the inside of the wrapper. But they don't.
Today Lindsey got this: "Be your own valentine."
And my buddy Jordan got this: "Chocolate always loves you back."
I am thankful I didn't open those today.
Those are not the promises I like to hear.
Can I have the job to write those little things? Seriously.